Jean Valjean.

Jean Valjean, you have been a wonderful little car to us. You've been loyal and never given us trouble. I bought you two weeks before my 18th birthday (post-dating paperwork's not illegal is it? It is? Oh! Shhh!). We have driven the crap out of you and it's time for you to say goodbye. We're sad that you just sit sad and lonely every day so please be good to your next owner. Please bless them like you've blessed us.

Although I am a little mad that we discovered your tag expired in September so we now have to go buy you a tag before we can sell you... and probably an oil change. Let's just hope someone pulls through and buys you for what we want. Momma's trying to pay off her debt!