Puppy Lessons 101

Having a puppy has made me feel a whole lot more prepared for having children.

I had totally forgotten what it was like.

Ollie must have been an angel puppy...

other than that whole constant diarrhea she had for 2 years of her life.

1. They don't sleep through the night.

(That is the most annoying in my opinion)

2. They require your constant attention.

3. They cry when you leave the room.

4. All they do is pee & poop!

5. They want to be held at all times.

6. You can't understand why you love them so much

or where that love even comes from.

7. You think you have the cutest & smartest of all the others.

Hank really is though.

Side note: I'm betting that he's going to be more of a bully pit,

which are the boxier, stalkier pits.

We'll see but the kid stands like a wrestler

with his little legs bowed.