Oklahoma Adventures, Part II: The Wichitas

Due to the holidays we weren't able to go on an Oklahoma adventure in November & December so we made up for it in January.

Oklahoma Adventures, Part II:

The things you learn in THE WICHITA'S

(or surrounding areas)

1. Union City, OK loves murals

2. Gracemont, OK cops need a life

It's so wonderful starting your day with a $117 ticket.


3. Jeremy has a death wish

"I wonder what it'd be like to be strapped to one of those blades..."

4. Barns are cooler than mountains.

(Not really. This just happened by coincidence.)

5. Buffalo are tricky little devils. They disguise their poop as rocks.

6. The sight of Mollie makes Buffalo poop

7. BBQ Chips are delicious...even with cigarettes in them. ;)

8. Lady Bird likes the mountains.

9. Jeremy is a monkey.

10. It's beautiful and cold.

11. You can chill in caves. Also, Mollie is scared of caves.

 

12. The Holy City is creepy.

13. Throwing rocks/boulders is quality entertainment.

14. Bulls up close are terrifying.

15. In Elgin, OK honkie tonks aren't afraid to get a little emo.

(Notice the man's outrageous beard on the left. They played "Wonderwall" by Oasis.)

16. Remember an extra pair of pants.

Don't worry folks, this actually makes the size of the hole look good.

I had apparently walked around all day like this.

Things we learned that didn't get a photo were:

• People still wear Heely's.
• People like to floss on mountainsides.
• We have a poop fetish.
• Women show each other their boobs when they greet one another at bars.
• "JEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRMMMMMYYYYY" gets annoyed.